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March 21, 2003

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THE ANTI CHARISMA
TELEMARKETERS AND REVENGE
PROCRASTINATORS UNITE!
SHALLOW HAL
SPOT A LIAR Last chance.
NYC- postponed


THE ANTI-CHARISMA STRATEGY

Our Wednesday webinar was a blast. The topic was Charisma and being that I was in no mood to be charismatic at that moment, I decided to go with anti-charisma as our topic. We tossed around the idea of how you create non-charisma and turn people off instantly. You may notice that someone comes to mind right now… who possesses this special quality and can turn someone off in record time.

During our Webinar it became even more interesting to discover how we had to look at ourselves to see if we were committing these fatal errors in communication, body language, phone skills and such. You might wonder just how anti-charismatic you are without knowing it. As everyone at the webinars contributed their ideas about how to bust up that all important rapport instantly, I had to admit that there were a couple of anti-charisma sins that I was guilty of.

ATTEND a free internet webinar. How? Click here.

See a partial list of our anti-charisma strategies from the webinar.
Are you committing any of these fatal flaws?
Click to see.
And remember to come to our live internet webinars!
Click here for the schedule. 

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SICK OF TELEMARKETERS?

Are you in need of a quick lesson in covert hypnosis, and embedded suggestions? … here is a new way to deal with telemarketers. When you are giving your spiel be sure to emphasize the embedded suggestions that are in italics. If everyone participates every time they get a telemarketer call we can get the word out about this important research, and those annoying phone calls will soon fizzle out and you won’t have to get up off the couch ever again.
 

The next time a telemarketer calls, say this:
”I am so glad you called… I have a very important message for you… and by the way, I want to thank you for letting me know about that great offer for long distance service…
I don’t know if you are aware of this, but a new study reveals that 98% of telemarketers are impotent. This research study has not figured out why this happens, but since the majority of those in the telemarketing industry become impotent during their time as telemarketers, I can imagine how concerned you are right now.”

“I know you are listening closely now, so I will let you know that even if you are not impotent now, that you may begin to notice symptoms very soon. It might happen the next time you think about your girlfriend, or you might notice the total failure when you attempt to have sex, or it might be more subtle and just begin very slowly and innocently enough. How soon do you imagine this will happen to you? What kind of symptoms are you having now?”

“Coincidentally, I do have something that might help you with this problem or even prevent it from happening. I have a great hypnosis CD that will help you maintain better erections, pump up your manliness and make you feel more like a gladiator in the bedroom, rather than a pee wee on the playground. As you think about it now, doesn’t this sound like something you must have now? What is your name… and where would you like this CD shipped?... “

And just in case you get an order and a credit card number, send it our way. We will make you an affiliate and pay you 20%. 
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PROCRASTINATORS, TAKE HEART

What was I thinking? It seemed like a good idea at the time. I put a survey in the last newsletter and it seemed like a great way to find out how we feel about putting off all those gnarly tasks..
I never really gave it much thought... about how many people would actually take the poll. And as it turns out, I got exactly ONE email for each response. Now that may not sound like a problem to you… but there are over 7000 devoted readers on our newsletter list. I knew that a few of you would take great delight in the survey, and as it turns out most of you responded very quickly.
“oh... my ... god...” she said repeatedly as she opened her email program.

The emailed poured in. And then it poured in some more. Remember, I got one email for each response.
Feel the love, Wendi… Feel the love.

After tabulating the results (just insert an image of Wendi opening her email for DAYS with a surprised and perplexed look on her face) of the procrastination survey, here is what was discovered.
 

Those who responded the first day were somewhat different than later responders. 

1st day

Later in week

You chose...

7%

5%

 I am compulsive about getting things done right away. I rarely sleep, have no friends, keep lists, and live in a hermetically sealed house

10%

7%

  I do most things right away so I have time to relax. I have never paid a bill late in my life.

29%

41%

 I do small tasks first, keep my house clean and I always have a fresh supply of clean panties in my drawer. I put many things off, but my life is still manageable

34%

35%

 I have stacks of mail on the table, my cat is still waiting for me to feed her... since last Thursday.... but I am late for work and dont have time to answer right now. ( I am late because I couldn’t find any clean underwear.) Gotta run..

9%

4%

 I am typing in the dark, because my electricity got turned off - again- I was going to pay the bill... it is around here somewhere.

11%

7%

 I don’t wear underwear. and to tell you the truth, I really don’t feel like answering these questions... Tell you tomorrow.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What do these results tell us?????????????

Drum roll please…. What this proves beyond the shadow of a doubt is:
that you are all mostly average in your own unique way.

I continued to get responses to my survey for about a week. The results changed as time passed, of course. Those who answered in the top 2 categories in the first two days are somewhat different than the others.
As the week wore on, the responses were highly in favor of not wearing underwear (my scientific observation)
One thing we know for sure, is that there are an awful lot of you who don’t wear underwear. Jeeeez.
And that is good science.

If you have been waaaaiiitttiiiing to order your
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You can not get the special price of $49. Know why?
You waited too long.
You cannot get the free Hypnotize Your Lover book as a bonus. Know why?
You waited too long.
You clearly have a problem. You need this program. Order it now.
$79 for the entire set. This may be our best program ever.
Clean your house.
Throw stuff away.
Get excited about getting stuff done.

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Bethani says I still need to offer you something special. I say make the procrastinators pay for the errors of their ways… She says, they deserve love… I say let the slackers suffer in their usual style… She says, Wendi you are a cruel and heartless woman… I clamp my hands over my ears and drop to my knees in shame… and say ok, Bethani- give away the store. See if I care.  I will even name the coupon after you.

Enter a coupon named
BETHANI and she will pick out a gift of her choice for you, free with your order.

AND the sooner you order, the better the gift.

Each day the love gets a little less.

She is quite certain she can condition you to you act now. We shall see.
She thinks she is hot stuff cuz she’s a psychologist.
I say “what-e-ver”… as she succumbs to my hypnotic power once again.

SHALLOW HAL

Yes it is true. I was asked to make a hypnosis CD so that you can see the inner beauty in people you meet. If you saw the movie Shallow Hal you will understand what I am talking about.  I am going to work on it this week. If you are a hypnotist and you have ideas that you would like to offer me that might make this a most interesting program, please email them to me. If I use your idea I will send you the CD free when it is finished. I will also put your name on the cover as a contributor. Hal@wendi.com

HOW TO SPOT A LIAR

This new video is almost ready… and it is a stellar piece of work. Artfully edited and packed with the amazing secrets that will make you a liar spotter extraordinaire. That is what you want to be, right?
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GET OFF YOUR BUTT

We are feeling extra generous this week. It is time for you to kick it (“it” being your butt) into gear, don’t you agree?
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NYC and CAPE TOWN training

We have postponed our April trainings due to the uncertain political climate. We will reschedule these for June. Stay tuned.

LAST WORD

Remember during these changing times to support each other, put aside your anger, overlook the petty differences and let your love show. Now more than ever, remember what is important. Let go of the little stuff. Create peace in your soul. Connect with your family. Cherish your children. 

Wendi

 

PS - let us review. There will be a test.
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March 1, 2003

wendi.com newsletter

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HOW TO SPOT A LIAR
SCRIPTS- I WILL PUT WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH
WEBINARS- CAN YOU GO BLIND DOING THAT?
AS A MAN THINKETH, free book
NYC, CAPETOWN, LONDON, SYDNEY SEMINARS
 

HOW TO SPOT A LIAR

Yesterday, we finished shooting the video footage for our newest video. How fun was this? Really fun. With my video producer Tim in tow, and our technical director Jason directing our every move, we went from bars to back alleys looking for suitable liars to tell their revealing stories on camera. You would think this would be an easy task. But, no.

We approached some bad-ass biker dude, who looked like he could spin a good yarn for the camera… but then we realized he was trembling with fear at the very thought of being filmed while telling a story. His lower lip was quivering. I am not lying. Mr. badass was just a creampuff with tattoos.

Then we approached a couple of guys drinking beer at a bar. We offered to buy them beer. They said no. But they told my camera man they would do it in exchange for a date with me. GET OVER YOURSELF, boys. We begged, we pleaded. We left.

Next we spot the perfect victim…. The guy on the sidewalk twisting balloons. Surely he is an outgoing and fearless man. He wears balloons on his head.
He has no fear.
In my most persuasive style I asked him if he would help us out by telling a story that is not true. He refused. I offered to buy balloons for kids if he would do it. Still he refused. His lip quivered. We left. There was a guy in a Daniel Boone suit with clown make up on his face who looked interested. It just didn’t seem like a good idea at the time.

Then came Jerry. He told us stories that made us smile. He lied through his teeth. We were happy. The footage was stellar. Just wait until you see Jerry telling his story- his body language was impressive as he revealed his lie. When you learn how to spot a liar you will see how totally obvious it is with anyone.

We also filmed several willing victims who were muscle tested to obtain the truth about their statements, we followed eye accessing cues to determine remembered events and made up events, and revealed a the secrets of detecting lies during a job interview.

Let’s get honest about all this… believe me… this is going to change the way you look at others. I am telling you the truth. When you do the hypnosis process in the video, you will learn how to calibrate others to detect the truth. This hypnosis process sets up and internal lie detection mechanism in your mind that will alert you when the signals don’t match. How cool is that? Of course we have special guest stars Michael Jackson and Bill Clinton who will assist with the training.
Learn the secret tips to instantly spot a liar.
Click here.

PRE ORDER this video and get a very special bonus. Hint: Beer and balloons are not part of the bonus.
Note: No bikers were harmed in the making of this video. Honest. The balloon twister? ...well that’s another story.

SCRIPTS- I WILL PUT WORDS IN YOUR MOUTH

By popular demand, and with extreme Gratitude to Barbie (not the doll with big knockers) we have many new script programs for sale.
NO. These are not like some of those one paragraph script programs you have bought from other hypnosis companies.
NO. These are not some lame-o sentences strung together by monkeys that you downloaded free on the net.
NO. These are not re-written scripts from some book someone checked out from the library. (now has $147 of fines)

These are the high level, technologically advanced, scientifically verified by highest form of intelligence available, scripts from Wendi. They are word for word transcripts from my extensive programs.  They were lovingly transcribed by Barbie (no, not the anatomically incorrect doll with legs that go all the way up to her ass) to make complete multi session programs that you can use to assist your clients, conduct hypnosis classes, inspire your self to be more creative and just plain amazing with clients.

Click here to order. Use the coupon BONUSBOOK a get the BIG script book free. $89 value. Download version.

Here’s what we have.
ULTIMATE CONFIDENCE – Five Sessions
CHILDBIRTH HYPNOSIS – Six Sessions
BODY MASTERY- (the holographic bodymind) Nine sessions. Amazing on every level.
WEIGHT RELEASE- Eight Sessions
BODY BUILDER HYPNOSIS- Six Sessions
FINANCIAL ABUNDANCE- Eight Sessions and the entire course work.
STOP SMOKING COURSE- Three Sessions, plus the entire outline for clients and groups. This includes the book, homework, CD set and everything you desire.
Check it out.
ORDER any TWO script programs, and you will get ABSOLUTELY FREE the really big script book as your bonus. And that is an $89 value. Can you believe it?
Honest. I am telling you the truth. (Is she lying? Buy the video HOW TO SPOT A LIAR.
Find out)
FREE BONUS ends Friday. Use coupon BONUSBOOK and we will give it to you just the way you like it. We know how you like it.

WEBINARS THAT WILL MAKE YOU GO BLIND

If you haven’t been to our LIVE INTERNET WEBINARS, well I have just one question. Why not?
It is FREE
You will EXPAND YOUR MIND
You will LAUGH (At me, or with me… as long as you laugh)
Your life will CHANGE (it is an hour of your life that you can NEVER get back. Bwaa haa haa)

You will never look at cornflakes the same way again. If you have been attending our WEBINARS, you have learned that CORNFLAKES were invented to stop masturbation. Now there is a leap that is difficult to make. Apparently this guy KELLOG was one frustrated dude. He wanted to find a way to make boys stop masturbating. One of my very esteemed attendees sent me this to explain it all. Click here. You will also learn something about circumcision that I don’t think you knew.

So, the plan (mine, not Mr. Kellog’s)  is to make cornflakes actually increase your desire to pleasure yourself beyond your wildest dreams. It all started so innocently… the hypnotic trigger when you see the box of cornflakes… then you asked about frosted flakes and of course, that led to the TONY THE TIGER trigger… and I suppose a few flustered grocery store owners are wondering about the strange behavior in the cereal aisle worldwide.

I know I sure don’t look at TONY the same way I used to.
Anyway, back to business. In addition to learning and experiencing hypnosis LIVE ON THE WEB, you will shop with a smile on your face. Join us, and learn with colleagues from around the world. It is always a good thing to gather great minds and share knowledge. I am honored to have such wonderful people in our webinars. Thank you all!
The Webinar schedule is posted here.
www.wendi.com/webinar
Topics? We have topics. Financial abundance, Public Speaking, Golf Mastery, Confidence, Remote seduction, Love of Your life, Eyesight Excellence, Instant Rapport, and so much more.

JOIN US! Fun, free, and there are prizes. And embedded cornflake commands. Read more about cornflakes.
Click here for webinar schedule

AS A MAN THINKETH

Just a great book- for free. Share the love.
Click here. View it, read it, share it.

SEMINARS
 

NEW YORK CITY- April 4 and 5
FINANCIAL ABUNDANCE 2 day training. This will change your life. Sign up in the next week and you will get TWO tickets for the price of one. You will also get free merchandise that makes it a whopping good deal. Email Bethani for details and special offer. If you have talked to anyone who has attended the MONEY MAGNET abundance training, you already know that this will change your life. Read the testimonials.

CAPETOWN, South Africa April 11, 12, 13, 14
HYPNOSIS TRAINING CERTIFICATION. Attend any one day, or combination of days at special segment pricing. Stay for all four if you would like to have your basic hypnosis certification. We are offering this at a very reasonable rate for those in South Africa because, well, you begged us.
For a short time we have a two for one offer.
Bethani and I are very excited about coming to Capetown. Everyone who is part of our seminar team in Capetown has been just amazing and generous in helping us set this up. THANK YOU. We will be ready to spend some quality time with you all while there. Email Bethani for sign up details.
Sharpen your skills, learn new techniques, get inspired to be a great therapist!

LONDON- June 27, 28 MONEY MAGNET TRAINING
SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA- July 4,5,6 MONEY MAGNET TRAINING

Sign up, reserve your seat now! Click here.

LAST WORD- IT’S ALL ABOUT REFRAMING

Ha! I discovered something really cool. At first I was a little shocked and scared, but then with the help of my very wise brother Richard, I discovered the truth. I have been dealing with some unpleasant vertigo in the last few days. After calling my friend the brain surgeon (it is good to have friends who are brain surgeons) and asking him to remove the tumor from my brain… and of course he assured me I don’t have a brain tumor… I told Richard about my dilemma. Everything is spinning all around me, I told him. No matter what room I am in, it spins. When I am outside the trees and houses spin. When I look up at the sky, it spins. (by the way, this is NOT a good thing)  He told me to relax. “It is obvious that the universe has finally complied with your wishes.” Richard explained, “Wendi, it seems that you have really done it. The world finally does revolve around you”.
I am thrilled. But not sure this is what I had in mind. Stress does funny things to us. Now if I could just find a good hypnotherapist to get to the root of this. I’ll bet Barbie (the doll) never had vertigo. But being anatomically incorrect, I’ll bet she never felt the earth move, either. 

Feeling the earth move…Something Barbie cannot do… but you can next time you are in the grocery store gazing into the eyes of Tony the tiger.
Wendi, you’ve gone too far.

Peace on earth.
Hug your children.

Wendi
 

 

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January 1, 2003

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Free Your Mind- a little new year news from Wendi.com

A NEW YEAR- and those annoying resolutions
GET WHAT YOU WANT
TWO CHOICES
THINK BIG
LAST WORD

What do we want for the new year? The CNN Survey says:

Lose some weight 44% 

Save more money 26% 

Find true love 14% 

Get a new job 16% 

So, now it is time to make your resolutions. I will tell you what I think. (you knew I would)

Lose more weight-

Two things you can do.
One is to eat more veggies and fewer carbohydrates. (Anything white is pretty much a carb) Eat protein regularly to regulate your insulin levels. Exercise more.
Write down your weight and exercise outcomes. The last time I did this, I took up running without really knowing why. Then a few months later I found my outcome list, and it stated that I wanted to be running 2 miles a day and enjoying it. Dang it all, it worked!

Writing your outcomes has power. Here is a link to the format I like to use for writing them out.
Listen to this- one of my clients told me that you shouldn’t listen to my Love To Exercise CD at night before bed. She had to get up at midnight and exercise. And that woman who was on the TV show with me had to got up at 2 a.m. to go to the gym, cuz she listened to it at night. ONLY use the LOVE TO EXERCISE CD in the daytime, OK?
http://www.wendi.com/thin

You might also enjoy the BODY BUILDER program. Be stronger fast.
http://hypnosis.wendi.com/product.asp?3=15

 

Save More Money-
The easiest way to do this is to make more money.

Rather than creating more anxiety about how you are going to save money, create an abundant mind that will attract more opportunity and raise your income.

Where do you start? Simple- start by writing it down.
You know where you go to find the simplest way to do it? Of course I will tell you.

One of my most amazing months in business a few years ago, was a result of a financial goal that I wrote down. It was way more money than I thought I could make in one month. But, an amazing thing happened. I got on a national tv show, in a national magazine, and on a big radio show. All of these aired in that one month. And made double of my intended goal. Cool, huh?
Here is the outcome form that you can use to make your dreams come true. Also, this secret page includes the notes from the last abundance webinar. YOU WILL NEED THIS FORM for the upcoming abundance webinar.
http://www.wendi.com/abundance/Testimonials/homework/homework.html

Find True Love-

At least one of my clients found true love with hypnosis. (She has been on two talk shows because of this) Seems that the mystical powers of the universe will willingly comply with the booty call if you focus on what you want. So, get your hand out of your pants, and start using your mind. Perhaps you could find true love. (and put your hand in someone else’s pants)

Here is one way to do it.
Get your warm, fuzzy self into trance.
Go on a journey on your future time line. (those of you who have my free CD, can use the timeline journey for this)  (WHAAT? You don’t have it? Shame on you)
http://hypnosis.wendi.com/product.asp?3=32

Now in your future time line, ask you very nice brain to go to the place where you are meeting your soul mate. For some of you this will be one of those wet, slippery moments. Others of a more conservative nature will be enjoying a moonlit walk on the beach. ( Moi? I am naked and surrounded by raspberry jello… with Batman. Yea, I know it’s weird. I am a Sagittarius.)

Get a new Job-
Well, I love mine, so I am not sure how to advise you on this one. But I will tell you that this is true: Do what you love and you will never work a day in your life. Well, that is partly true. There is still work involved, but it is fun. Most of the time.

It is never too late to find your passion and do what you love. The money will follow. Especially if you get your abundance principles in order. 
http://www.wendi.com/abundance

Now I will help you even more, for free.

GET WHAT YOU WANT - FREE INTERNET SEMINARS

Beginning in January I will host four live seminars each week. They are one hour and this is how they work.
1. you get software from
PALTALK and install it.
2. you go to
this site to see the schedule.
3. you attend the live voice seminar and get hypnotized to your hearts delight.
4. you ask questions from your very own microphone on your very own computer.

Some of you have attended the two seminars I did with Steve Boyley. Now I am committed to giving four each week. Weight release, abundance, smoking, and confidence. Each week is a new process so you will want to try to attend all of them.

In February the topics will change. Golf, Public Speaking, Sexual Enhancement, and Memory, and Love of your life.

Go here to fully appreciate the most unattractive web page I have ever made, but loaded with the info you need to attend.
http://www.wendi.com/webinar

Also, if you subscribe to the yahoogroup WENDI, you will get email reminders just before each webinar. Nothing else, just reminders. Clean, simple, no jello. No love. Do that here- http://www.wendi.com/webinar

TWO CHOICES

The way I see it, you have two choices. You can do things the same this year as you have every other year.
Or you can commit to doing it differently.
And what if you decide to do it differently and discover that this is the coolest year ever?

After all, you already know what it feels like to do things that same old way.

 What if, just before you fall asleep each night, you focus on the very thing you want, with all the wondrous joy and health and love that you would like in your life… and what if you focus on this when you first wake up… and start your day expecting good things to happen? (like in my CD with the morning meditation) (what? You dont have it?)
I wonder, as you may also be wondering right now, how good this universe might be in granting your wishes.

During my darkest hours, when life sucked the worst, i found out that I could turn it around by focusing on the very thing that I wanted, rather than staying stuck in the fear.

When you hear that little voice saying “you become what you think about”, well… you might want to take a look at what you are really thinking about, what you are manifesting. Maybe think a little bigger. And more positive.
Would you like help with that? Visit our new shopping cart- sweeeeet!
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THINK BIG - after all, bigger is better (.com)

Attend my free webinars, tell your friends and share the love. Get way out of your comfort zone and expect more than you feel is possible. That way, if you fall short of your goal you are still doing pretty good.

LAST WORD

Are ya’ll tired of hearing about my cat? Well I just have to share. She is about 4 months old and has been extremely pleased that I got her a Christmas tree.

It really is the perfect play toy for a cat.

She learned to climb almost to the top and get the glass ornaments that were placed high and out of her reach. She realized that the cloth ornaments at the bottom didn’t make that really cool sound when she rolled them across the floor of the marble entryway.

So being a cat of the curious variety, she wouldn’t settle for the boring cloth ornaments that master had placed on the bottom branches.

Voila! Climb higher! Never give up! That must surely be my cat’s motto.

She couldn’t help but notice that the wire hooks were bent closed on the glass ornaments, preventing her from tossing them to the floor.

Problem solved- she climbs high into the center of the tree, perches precariously on the branch with the shiny blue one within reach (the blue ones are her favorite) and puts both of her paws on top of the ball, pushes down and releases it from the springy little wire inside the ball. Problem solved.

And now, day or night, even at 3 a.m. she can be heard tossing ornaments about the house, hearing the delightful sounds they make as glass flies across marble.

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from my cat.
Never give up.
There is always a way. (to claw your way to the top- of the tree)
If you are willing to climb a little higher, reach a little further and push a little harder, you can surely wake up the master in the middle of the night.

Happy New Year! Walk on the moonlit beach, bathe in raspberry jello, and dream of world peace.

Wendi Friesen

 

 

December-16-2002

wendi.com newsletter

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WE WORK HARD, SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO
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WE WORK HARD.  It’s true. We are going to help you impress your friends, and be so very thoughtful with your gift giving.
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2nd - We will gift wrap it in beautiful sparkly paper, that will impress any friend you have and will cause them to think more of you than they actually do.
3rd - We will sign your name, with your personal message, showing your amazing thoughtfulness and insight and personal attention.

You can’t lose. UPS, ground shipping. If you wait too long and we think it should be shipped 2nd day or 3rd day, we will punish you severely. And charge you a nominal fee.

GO HERE to see some items that make great gifts.
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So even if they have been naughty, there is a little something that would be unique, unusual and EXTREMELY USEFUL. Get it? No shipping charge, gift wrap free, personally signed card. Jeez, do we have to do everything? :) Of course, we’d love to. We live to serve.

THE NUMBER ONE FEAR

Public Speaking. Number one. Worse than death. I used to be afraid, very afraid. And I am telling you, that there are things you can do to build a core state of confidence, charisma and magnetism that will make you an excellent speaker. I posted the CIRCLE OF EXCELLENCE session right at the site. Just go there and do it. Really, do it. It is one thing to read it, think it is a good idea and then go grab a beer. It is a far better thing to read it, close your eyes, imagine and anchor all the things in the process, feel better about yourself in so many ways... and then go grab a beer. Go here
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WEIGHT A MINUTE!

(cute headline, huh?) Did you know I am psychic? I can tell you are gaining weight, putting on those extra fatalicious cells, trembling at the very thought of what will happen when January 1 rolls around.  Well, I am sooo psychic that I will tell you. You will muster all the courage you can, step on the scale, gasp in horror, buy a membership to the health club that you will use once (but they will take 12 months of dues out of your checking account) and grab a beer. I know you. When I’m right, I’m right. And I am eating right now, so I know that that this could be a problem. So, don’t weight. Order now. But weight, there’s more.

    If you weight till January, you will have to work hard to get a discount on our weight release program, but if you buy it now you will get the weight and body builder sets for only the price of the weight release. How cool is that? Really cool. You lose weight while you sleep, build muscle from only visualization, and feel better about yourself.
    Health club membership- $1120 per year
    Diet Pills - $89 for a one months supply
    Beer - $1.70
    Feeling better about who you are-
    priceless. (well, almost. If you buy our program there is a small charge for the bliss)
    Go to RIGHT NOW - http://www.wendi.com/thin

How to accomplish all this goodness? Read on-

Drop ship and free gift wrapping. When you check out there are instructions. If you have questions, call us. We love to talk on the phone, It gives us time to avoid any real work. Also, we plan to schedule in several more margarita days so we should be plenty entertaining.

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To all a good night!
Good things to come- stay tuned. Things are changing at wendi.com

 

Wendi

 

 

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WE HAVE A WINNER
PLAYBOY RADIO- the naked truth
A VERY MENTAL CHRISTMAS
LAST WORD 


We Have a Winner- the essay contest
In Wendi’s world, the game’s the thing.
Excellent work on the essays one and all. I will tell you that it was difficult to choose the winners. Heck, it was difficult to read all the essays. We have some excellent writers at Wendi’s world. The contest was about your life changing moment Your essays were beautiful.

We laughed
We cried (seriously, we cried)
We drank. (seriously, we drank) Not because of your essays, but because we recieved a really cool bottle of Liqueur called HYPNOTIQ that is the most beautiful turquoise color- like an azure sea, only on ice, in a glass. At least one of our readers has dutifully changed his name to gain access to our secret clubhouse. Wendi, Anni, and Bethani (you don’t have to spell your name with an i to work here, but it helps) want to thank Ralphi for the Liqueur. The pillow fight that followed was stunning. I know, I know- web cam. Patience.

One of our golf contest winners has not yet stopped playing mini golf.
read this-
Received your package on Body Mastery today, thank you.I have been practicing the golf game as I am sure you have many others doing likewise.
(no we really don’t- you are the only one. -Wendi) I could not see how anyone could legitimately get under 25 no matter what. So to prove this hypothesis, I chose to keep at it for a half hour a day and see what transpired. Well the long and short of that is I disproved my previous statement and now have attained a score of 18 legitimately. I average 19 and 20 regularly, but have hit 18 once! So it can be done!
I shall go through your material with great interest and will look forward to the results.
All the best, and a Very Merry Christmas to you and all your staff and friends.
Cheers!
Stu

Stu, it is time to stop playing golf. Really. Take a deep breath, relax, let it go.
Very Good. But just in case you need a little help visualizing... I have a CD for that. Mmmmmm, beeee the baaaalll. Buy HypnoGolf....

The Winning Essays-
These are beautiful. Read on...

First Prize
Someone is Looking For You
I was adopted from Korea when I was 18 months old and have lived in California ever since.  Although, I had a happy childhood with loving parents and adapted quickly to American life, I often wondered and fantasized about my birth parents.
On September 27, 1998, I moved into a new home.  Two days later my adoptive mom passed away after a long struggle with Parkinson’s Disease. I was honored to be with her during her passing.
On October 23, 1998, I had a dream.
Read the rest of the story...

Second Prize
The Little Boy Who Could
Ok since I can't golf worth a lick and I want that Body Mastery Program so bad I can taste it here goes...I will win this one, I am now visualizing myself now placing my new and wonderful body mastery cd in the machine.......oh how I digress...
My most life altering moment does involve hypnosis and a little boy name chad.......Let me start from the beginning..Back in 1989 I worked for the biggest jerk on the face of the world and I was stressed to the max. I had just read an article about how hypnosis could help with stress and I thought to myself "self go for it what have you got to loose but the stress and several hundred dollars". So I made an appointment with the hypnotherapist. I can tell you I was more nervous then ever before and when I walked into the office...
read the rest of the story...

Third Prize
Music, Feathers, and Chickadees
“Mom, when you die, will you send me a sign that you’re okay?” It was a beautiful New England fall day in October of 1992. In fact it was my most favorite time of the year and yet my mother was dying. Neither she nor I knew that when she walked out of our family home that morning for a trip to her doctor’s office that she would never see “home” again. However, I intuitively felt that this was the end of her cancer struggle and I absolutely had to ask her “THE” question, regardless of the intense will power it took to keep me from breaking down into deep sobs.
Read the rest of the story...

PLAYBOY- The Naked Truth
I did a four hour radio show on playboy radio last monday. I went to L.A. and did it in the studio so I could hypnotize those naughty girls. Well, you all know I have a very open mind. But not THAT open. This show is on XM radio, and well, anything goes.
I was first asked to hypnotize a couple who were of the variety that like to share the love with many of their friends. She wanted to share the love right there in the studio with one of the hosts, Julie. (yes, that Julie) O H M Y G O D. Not in front of me, please.
So, to entertain her and make her keep her clothes on (I know, I am spoiling all the fun of your visualization here) I created a spot on the back of her hand that would be her erotic pleasure spot, and had her boyfriend rub it in a nice little circle as her mind got all caught up in the very fine feelings. I guess it worked quite well for her, because the joy was heard around the station. Over and over. To tell you the truth, there are scripts in the
Hypnotize Your Lover book that explain how to do this, but I have never seen it work THIS well. (this book makes a great gift, by the way)

Next they brought in a couple who are porn stars and I was asked to hypnotize her so she wouldnt feel so jealous when she would watch him do a “scene” with another woman. Oh my goodness. Somebody take that girl to church.
I was not nearly as succesful as I was with this problem, as I was with swinger girls hand. In fact the peice with the porn start brought up some issues for her (naw, say it ain’t so- a porn star with issues?) and she wouldnt say another word. Radio doesnt work well when your guests won’t talk.
But on the upside, the porn star taught me something. (gee, I wonder what Wendi learned from the porn star. You ponder this, I can see) I learned what a gonzo.is. (You dont know? Neither did I. Go ask a guy)

The next morning a film crew came to my hotel to film a piece on Breast Enlargement Hypnosis. That was a lot of fun, and it aired on GMTV, which is Great Britian’s #1 morning show. I think they were trying to highlight the whacky california people- like this is what we do all day. Hypnotize our breasts. C’mon... we do other things as well. (insert your punch line here)
If you are really ready to find out how to use
hypnosis to enlarge your breasts, well this is the time. A bit of advice- this might not make a great holiday gift.
 

A VERY MENTAL CHRISTMAS
The little elves are hard at work at wendi.com and they are still commited to getting your order shipped the SAME day if we recieve it before 3 pm, pacific time. Try these to make your holiday hypnotic.
Great Hypnosis Gifts, for a truly blissful Holiday.
Memory Magic
HypnoGolf
Hypnosis For
Childbirth Videos
Body Building Hypnosis
Hypnotize Your Lover
Intuition and Dreams
Public Speaking Mastery
For your Therapist Friend- the really big
SCRIPT BOOK
Click here to learn more about these programs. Wanna get a crazy special deal? Read on to the end.

LAST WORD
Thank you all for the very touching essays. (There were a lot of them) We read everyone, and I have to tell you, it was a really nice to take the time to feel so close to our customers and friends. Thank you for taking the time to send them, and for sharing a piece of your life. We were happy to share the love.
Bethani is now the contest goddess. She will be cooking up some good ones for next week.
By the way, if you have read this far, and you feel you must order that totally cool life changing program for your friend, I will reinstate the GIMME coupon for four days. It expires Sunday night. If you enter it at checkout, we will double every item on your order. One for your friend, one for YOU! Amazing, wonderful, deserving, YOU.
To all a good night. Peace on earth.

Wendi
 

 



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