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Hey there, you s-e-x-y grouchy monk
How do you splel rleief?
 

I found an interesting article about what happens when you don't have enough workout time between the sheets.

Surprise! Researchers Find That S-e-x-less = Sadness
Fox News:
NEW YORK — It might be the biggest breakthrough in sex research since the invention of the Pill.
Read the article, click here

You may have lost that lovin feelin, but it is possible to bring it back, and it might just be good for your mood.
Here's a big surprise- those who are getting a little regular whoopi are happier. Those who are not getting it, reported depression, low self-esteem, poor body image and emotional paralysis at the thought of initiating a relationship.

Some quotes from the study accompanied by my very studious comments-

"A lot of people who don't have sex are grouchy, the study says."
Wendi : Ha Big surprise. How annoying are those people?

"A lot of people would say 'Duh!'"
when they should be saying, "oooaaaooyesyesbaabywho'syourdaddyohyesoemmmaahhyeeees!"

"It would be a shame to spend significant tax dollars on an uninformative study such as this"
true- for the money you spend on the study you could buy the world some feathers, oil, leather, and handcuffs, a French maid outfit and a batman costume. That ought to be a better expenditure.
And the results will speak for themselves- what will they say, you ask? "oooaaaooyesyesbaabywho'syourdaddyohyesoemmmaahhyeeees!"

"The study seems kind of silly,"
Apparently whoever said that has never filmed themselves during the act.

"It's a really hard thing to do a scientific study on."
Hard? In what way? Indeed.

Read the entire article, click here.

Keepin it up, for you.

Once again, I am here to help. To alleviate your sadness, depression and poor self image as a result of your solitary suffering, I have a special offer. You knew I would-

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Get busy! order this, and then get busy. Ha.

P.S. Do you know why they named it O-r-g-a-s-m?
Because they didn't know how to spell "oooaaaooyesyesbaabywho'syourdaddyohyesoemmmaahhyeeees!"

How do you splel rleief?

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Smiply amzanig.

What does this have to do with anything? I will tell you. When I am helping kids who are bad speller learn to spell, I look at the way they process their words. When asked to spell a word, if their eyes are searching all over, they are not finding the part of their brain that stores the word as a picture. Good spellers are visual spellers. They SEE the word at a whole picture. Then they read the letters. A bad speller has stored the word in an auditory part of their brain and has to try to get the letters to sound themselves out. Since this is not the way we read, it creates trouble for the brain.

I have helped kids become good spellers in 30 minutes. I have also helped kids who are slow readers improve their reading speed in 10 minutes. The skill of seeing words has to be stored in a visual part of the brain and accessed from there. By making interesting visual images that force the brain to make it a visual task, the child (or adult) can spell!

For instance, I asked a girl to spell AFRICA. She spelled it AFRICKA. Next, I asked her to put the word into the mind machine we created in her brain, and when the mind machine spit the word out, what did she SEE? (I did NOT ask her how to spell it, that would have forced her to use her old strategy)

She said all the letters were spotted like a giraffe except for the K. It was black. When she removed the letter K that didnt fit in VISUALLY, the word looked right. After 30 minutes of practice she was all smiles!

Are you a teacher? Would you like to have a workshop at your school to teach the teachers the spelling and reading strategy? Send an Email (wendi@wendi.com) with your location, the number of teachers at your school and I will give you details. It will change the way you teach spelling!

Thats all for now! Enjoy the day.

Wendi

September 12

GOT QUESTIONS? THERE ARE PRIZES INVOLVED

WENDI WANTS YOU!

LONDON!
 

GOT QUESTIONS? I have answers.

I don't really have all the answers, but I bet you do. If you have never, ever tried to get the answer to a complex question by exploring the deep, dark recesses of your little mind, I am going to show you a nifty way to do it while you sleep. You do like to do it while you sleep, don't you? Dream that is… and if you could program your dreams to bring you answers or solve problems or find solutions, it might be one nifty use of your mind. After all, you aren't doing any thing else but sleeping!

Many of you already have the Dream Programming CD, and have probably had some eye opening dreams. Some of you need to stop telling me your dreams… jeeez. You know who you are.
Some of your emails just contain TOO much information.

Anyway… you can DO THIS and be amazed at your very wise self.

It will occupy about 3 minutes of your time, so stop your whining. You DO have the time. And you get to do it while you sleep. What? You can't sleep? Click here.

Before you go to sleep at night - do this- in this order.

Click here to continue

1 Think about a specific problem for which you need a solution.
This might be a decision you need to make, like which new job to accept (because you listened to my abundance program you have multiple offers, huh?) or a decision about which new promotion will work best in your business, or a personal decision – who shall I marry, Tom, Dick or Harry? You get the idea.

2 Start your mind in motion with the possible solutions, let your head spin for a while with all the possibilities swirling around- then take a deep breath and blow it all out, very hard. Blow twice if you like, I am feeling generous.

3  Close your eyes. Get busy with all that velvety darkness behind your eyelids, and start to float as you breathe. For those of you that have my voice embedded firmly in your heads, this will be easy.

4  Float a little more

5  Float yet a little more, until you have arrived at the three doors.

6  Notice ahead of you there appears out of nowhere THREE intriguing doors. Each one is unique. One in the middle, one on the left, one on the right. Those clever doors.

7  Pose the problem or the question and begin to feel. Just feel anything or nothing. Whatever you are aware of is just fine. Notice what you feel if you move closer to one of the doors and compare it to the feeling of moving close to another door. Don't go in just yet. Now move yourself back, so you are an equal distance from the doors.

8  One of the doors will begin to pull you toward it and you will feel yourself moving closer. You will be standing (or suspended motionless) in front of the door.

9  Count to three.
Take a breath
Open the door - and as you go through the door, allow yourself to be transported to the best possible solution, instructions about direction that you should go to solve that very unique problem of yours.
The solution may be obvious or you may simple feel that you are floating deeper into that space, with nothing obviously apparent. Either scenario is fine, since your mind may already know the answer and present it to you, OR it may need time to gel. And that leads us to the next step.

10 Fall asleep, dream, imagine and let your subconscious mind invent and discover in your sleep. Before you sleep ask your mind to do this: "when I awaken I would like to have the best possible answer/solution presented to me. My mind will make it clear and obvious."  Now sleep.

I did this a few years ago so that I could figure out how to fix a problem with a tape deck that would not turn on unless I hit it very hard with my fist. This was not good for the tape deck or my fist.
I woke up with a booming voice saying TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN.
I laughed, I scoffed. I did nothing.

But still my tape deck didn't work. Finally, days lateer, I turned it upside down. Guess what? It is upside down to this day. And it works quite well.

My point here is that your mind has immense power to solve problems, take all the available information – even that knowledge that is not available on a conscious level, duh- and find an amazing and stunningly brilliant solution. The catch is that you GOTTA DO IT to set up a process to allow your brain to make the miracle happen.

11 After you have done that floaty dreamy thing, please email me with your results. The top five stories with the most unique solutions will win the big prize. The INTUITION CD program will be sent to you absolutely free and no charge whatsoever, even international shipping will be paid by us.
BUT you've got to be telling me the truth, you know. Don't be making it up cuz I can SPOT A LIAR. You knew that. If your story is not true you will: 1- have some karma difficulties in your next life, and 2 – feel really bad about yourself as a person, and 3 – waste bandwidth sending an email which is the scorge of the internet society. That will be so very very bad. Bandwidth wasters. Shameful.

HERE IS A GREAT DEAL! What? You cant dream? Need help?
Get your intuitive self on board! I promise you will love this.
Buy One for your very deserving self, and you get another one to share.
Buy the INTUITION PROGRAM (which has many problem solving sessions on it) and get two for the price of one.

This means that someone close to you is going to think you are really wonderful because you are going to give them a gift that is worth $100 American dollars.

Go here, buy one, use the code TWOFORONE at checkout. Find a friend. Let the love in. You do have a friend, don't you?

WENDI WANTS YOU!

Over 12,000 people are reading the wendi.com news
PHREE YOUR MIND (if I spell that word the right way, the spam blockers filter it out) and some of you have shared some wonderful stories with us.

We are currently getting ready to film some national TV shows for the WEIGHT RELEASE program and for the DO IT NOW procrastination program. If you have a story, a life changing moment, or success as a result of either of these programs AND would like to be on national TV, drop us a line. story@wendi.com

Don't hesitate, do it now. Be a star! Your future is waiting. It will be fun, trust me. And you will be a legend and an inspiration. You know you deserve to be a legend.

LONDON

I am very excited to be coming to London on November 1 and 2 for the APHP conference. This is the gathering of some very professional therapists and leaders in the Hypnotherapy profession. If you know what is good for you, you will learn more about this rapidly growing organization that brings together the BEST minds from the US, the UK and around the world. Personally, I see this organization becoming the largest and most prestigious Hypnotherapy organization around.

Join us. Airfare is cheap in November. It costs me less to fly NON-stop from San Fransisco to London, than it did to go to the NGH in New Hampshire in August. If you have never been to London, please come and join me. Come a few days early and spend Halloween in the cemetery or at the Tower of London. How totally cool is that? I will be there. Bwaaahaaahahaha.
Check out the work of Terence and Kevin here.

And now for always awaited, anticipated, always well received SUMMARY of very cool things.

1 Do your dream thing, enter the contest. Email DREAM@WENDI.COM Win cool stuff.

2 Buy the INTUITION program and get one free for your friend. You do have a friend, right? www.wendi.com/intuition Order ONE, use code TWOFORONE at checkout.

3 Give us YOUR STORY. Inspire others with your success with WEIGHT RELEASE and DO IT NOW. I have to tell you that I am very very very very proud of my DO IT NOW program. Your emails and phone calls about how it has changed your life are gratifying! Get on board for our National Radio and TV shows to promote the benefits of hypnosis. Have fun, tell your mother. She will be so proud of you. story@wendi.com

Bless you one and all!

Wendi

PS- you can still get in on the special from last week- the two DVDs. Remember? Of course you do!
HOW TO HYPNOTIZE, and SPOT A LIAR, both brilliantly edited on DVD or VHS.. Click. This deal is too good to let it slip through your grimy fingers.

PSS- did you know that adding a PS and a PSS to your emails actually gets better results that anything else you put in your letters and promotions? Now you do.

PPSS- Come to London. We will do lunch. Seriously, go here, sign up, then let me know. I would love to hang.

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