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Thomas Edison said, "Personally, I enjoy working about 18 hours a day. Besides the short catnaps I take each day, I average about four to five hours of sleep per night."
Want to learn how to Power Nap?
It is easy, will make you more creative and give you a chance to be a better person. (and I am sure you will be better looking)
I'll bet this is how Edison did it. Such a genius, that man. Anyone who figures out how to make naps a good thing is a friend of mine.
1 Look at the clock.
2 Close your eyes
3 Take a deep breath
4 Decide how long you will have your eyes closed (not asleep)
if you have only 10 minutes, say the exact time that you will be opening your eyes that is ten minutes from now.
5 Present an idea, problem, or need to your mind.
6 Say to yourself, I will open my eyes at ___ and feel energized and refreshed with a new idea about this.
7 Dwell on the problem for moment, then take a deep breath and let go of the problem as you exhale.
8 Go into trance, deeper with each breath. Do not use the word sleep, only say to yourself, deeper relaxed.
9 Let your eyes roll back in your head, let your arms and legs become heavy.
10 Call in your personal masseuse to give you a full body massage upon awakening.
11 If you have not one of these at your disposal, simply open your eyes when you feel the urge. You will be quite pleased to find out that it is the exact time that you stated when you began your power nap. You may have a new creative solution for your problem. Your mind will keep track of the time without your conscious knowledge and you will usually open your eyes at the exact time.
Important things to remember about successful power napping:
Do not suggest to your mind that you will sleep. This is not sleep, it is a deep state of trance. If all goes well, your brain will drop into an alpha and then a theta brain wave. During this time you will be attempting to achieve a very restorative state in your brain and body without entering a sleep state.
Relax your body progressively, focusing on the release of tension with each breath out.
Tell your very smart (and soon to be refreshed mind) that you will emerge (not wake up, cuz you were not sleeping) feeling energized. Three deep breaths will increase your energy upon emerging. Got it? Good.
Then Thomas Edison emerged from his Power Nap and said, "The thing I lose patience with the most is the clock. Its hands move too fast."
How about a little time distortion to make your 10 minute power nap seem like an hour, or a 30 minute nap to capture the same effects as a four hour sleep. Is it possible? I have heard that it can happen.
The Power Nap Experiment- Time to experiment on the masses (that's you). So I did this very thing- made a CD that has several power nap sessions with time distortion. Order it this week and get our focus and concentration CD absolutely free.
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Edison also said, "I am quite correctly described as more of a sponge than an inventor...."
More Edison Quotes-
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We just received 7000 DVDs. Amazing huh? It is kind of like painting yourself into a corner only with stacks of boxes. You oughta see our little office of boxes. The UPS man brings em, we walk around them. We have no choice but to move to new digs, and our luxurious new office happens May 1st. In the meantime, you get to be someone's best friend. Here is how it works.
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Health and Fitness:
Clear Plastic Bag: Journey to find your true self, includes the famous Clear Plastic Bag.
Compulsion to Workout: This CD creates a healthy compulsion to workout.
Virtual Stomach Staple: Makes you feel as if your stomach is shrinking and holds only a small amount of food.
Sunlight: Creates the sensation of Sunlight to get over the winter blues. It will elevate your mood.
Singing for health: Learn to sing from your soul. Experience the healing powers of your own voice.
Addiction Freedom: Be in control of your behavior; remove the addictive behaviors that are holding you back.
Joint Freedom: Increase your flexibility, remove joint pain, and open your mind.
Power and Influence:
Sphere of Influence: Creates an aura of influence around your physical being. Develops your persuasion skills
Connecting: Allows you to create a connection with anybody, even those difficult people.
Anger into Power: Stay focused when angry, instead communicate effectively with clarity.
Body Language: Become an expert at body language. Notice subtle clues and become more intuitive.
Power Posture: Create your ideal posture and alignment. Use your posture to show how powerful you really are.
The Power Experience: Experience the world form the perspective of the most powerful person you know.
Power Nap: Experience the best night's sleep you have ever had in a matter of minutes. You will go down deep fast and come back out more refreshed than if you had all night to sleep.
You Sexy Thing: You will not believe how sexy you really can be, includes the amazing erotic dream session.
Bring Back the passion: Go back to the first kiss, first sex, that lusty irresistible urge to be your passionate best.
Intuitive Connection: Create a deep connection that helps you understand, communicate, and feel deeper love.
The Magic Touch: Energize your touch to send waves of pleasure to your partner.
How Do I Love Thee: Expand your feelings of love for your partner; then learn to express this heightened love.
Simply Charming: Charm the socks (and other items of clothing) off of almost every one you meet.
Sexy Voice: Learn to use your voice for seduction. Your voice will be deeper, fuller, with sexual overtones. You can have that voice that mesmerizes; it is all in your head.
Lucky You: Fun CD that makes you into the luckiest person alive. Get lucky now!
No Fear: Get rid of phobias, and other fears that interfere with your life.
Life of the Party: Will make you funny, quick witted, and the life of the party.
Release Negative Anchors: Find and release those negative anchors in your life. Free Yourself!
Instant Trance: Train your brain to go into a deep trance in 15 seconds, change your state instantly!
Party in Your Head: Become drunk on your own mind! Recreate the best experience you have ever had under the influence
Depression Buster: Create the ideal brain chemistry for mental health. Feel good again by increasing serotonin and dopamine levels in perfect balance
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