HERE KITTY KITTY
TILL YOU MAKE IT
THOSE DANG CLUES
HERE KITTY KITTY
It wasn't so much the fact
that the fish was missing when I came home tonight, it was more the squishy
feeling between my toes when I found him on the kitchen floor a little
I have to admit she has some redeeming qualities. She located the
cause of the printer problem.
Of course there was a witness to the missing fish
incident. Kitty made sure that the dog wouldn't squeal with well placed
FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT
While I don't
think that the statement was referring to the big O, this article about women's
special moment made me laugh till I cried. When I read it, I couldn't help but
imagine what it must have been like to be the researchers who were collecting
SOCKS! We need SOCKS! Who would have thought that you could hook
people's brains up to electrodes, ask them to have 5EX (all in the name of
research) right in front of you and then realize that they reason he can't focus
up is because he needs socks.
Now, call me crazy, but I am not sure that is
what he meant when he said he had cold feet.
OK, so here's the deal. They want to study the female
brain during 0RGA5M (clever spelling to avoid spam filters) to see if they
can really tell if she is faking it.
WHO CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA?
even better, who put up the money?
Turns out, the brain does a complicated maneuver
during the O, and goes unconscious for a moment. How about that.
I guess the
good news is that you guys can finally know if she is faking it. The brain uses
and entirely different set of, shall we say, skills... to win the oscar for best
acting job in a supporting role. (are we done yet?)
It has been my pleasure to do some research in this department
myself. Being female, I could have told you that the brain does something
very different during a real O. Duh.
Devin, actually knows the answer. He says. "How do you know if a woman had an
It is really funny when he says it. And he laughs really
hard just before he gets slugged.
So, imagine yourself in this room with your volunteers and all
these wires coming out of their heads and you instruct them to get it on. Now you are ready to read the article.
What does all
of this have to do with hypnosis you ask?
So glad you asked.
that quite a lot of wimmen folk have trouble letting go at just the right
moment. Causes quite a bit of anxiety for most. The more they think about it,
try to let it happen, and want it to happen, the further they are from it.
Different part of the brain. Researchers sacrificed to prove this. I have a
solution to this problem. For those of you who would like to relax and enjoy 5ex
more, all it takes is a shift of consciousness. Hypnotically speaking, an easy
You will need to set an anchor when you are by yourself. Soft
music will help.
Imagine yourself in the stages of arousal.
level of sensation, assign a few triggers in your mind.
Let's number each
level 1-5. Remember, for this process you are only IMAGINING the throes of
Imagine you are at level one. Surround yourself with a color. Hear
a sound that will represent level one.
Imagine yourself at level two of
arousal and find a color that represents that level. Hear a sound that
represents the heightened sensations.
Continue to do this as you imagine
level 3, 4, and 5. Of course you want to imagine that at level 5 you are at the
point of no return, shall we say, and you cannot stop yourself.
The purpose of this, is to set triggers that involve your senses
so that your brain stops trying and slips into the letting go mode. This is a
very common problem for women. Often the anxiety just leads to faking it,
because they have spent too much effort on trying, when all they really
needed were socks.
I have talked with many women about this in my
office. The solution is not difficult, and well worth doing. If you don't think
you can do the process on your own, well, I have a CD for that.
two sessions, the Ultimate O, and Illuminate Your
Body which will make your body a frikken temple of pleasure.
a special bonus, you should probably have the new Errogenous
Zones and Magic Touch session which is a great
couples experience. And if that is not enough, you might want to read the Hypnotize Your Lover book and CD
and learn the down and dirty secrets of hypnotic pleasure.
The special- Get
these 4 sessions and the book. A 146.00 value. For your
listening pleasure, only 89.00.
Add the DVD, BIG
O, and get the whole
package for only 99.00.
Ok, some of
you invested extraordinary amounts of time finding the clues on the
videos last week. Excellent job. I can't believe some of you actually found the
I will extend the contest one more week. Go here to play our Day At The Office contest.
Unfortunately, Elvis really did leave the building. Adam, aka
Elvis, moved to Oregon to be with his son who has Leukemia. Our
hearts go with him. We will miss him. Every office needs an
I will be on the radio, good buddy, so send the word to
your convoy and tune in to Midnight Truckers Radio on Thursday Night at 10 pm in
Shaky town, which is 12 pm in Bright Lights and 1 am in Queen
City (hope I did that right). If you truckers know what's good for
you, you will listen very closely. I'll do my best to
hypnotically enhance your drive. 10-4.
My truckin lingo could use
a little help, huh?
Yes, it is true. There was no
evening webinar last Monday. I was attending the Boom Boom Huck Jam, and had to
bail out of the evening one. If you would like to listen to the morning webinar
for Letting go of the Past, go here. This link will only be
up for a few days.
Monday! 2 Live Webinars.
11 am and 6 pm, pacific
time. Go here for instructions.
topic! I am not telling you what I am going to do. But you may find that you
really want to come. You will all be sworn to secrecy to not divulge one word of
the webinar to another living soul.
Peace on Earth,
P.S. Have any of you used the TAO OF
DOW yet? Any interesting results? Please email and let me know!