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Special Fortunes will be placed into our own special fortune cookies. These will be sent around the world, in our orders and fall into the hands of many! You can determine their fate! Make your suggestions and your fortunes will be sent around the world.
Be clever, creative, funny, unique, even a little naughty! |
Please enter your suggestion in the box below
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Current List Of Suggestions |
| If you work hard, you will make money! |
| If you play hard you will have lots of unkown children. |
| You will soon meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger |
| Your lucky number is eleventeen. |
| If you build it, they will come. |
| You are not a winner. Please try again. |
| Note to self: money can buy happiness. |
| Love who you do, do who you love. |
| Don't let an education interfere with your learning. |
| Your hard work will not go unnoticed, except by your supervisor. |
| Size does matter. Better buy a Porsche. |
| Don't believe everything you read. Except for this. |
| Beware of poisonous cookies. |
| Reading may be hazardous to your health. |
| LOOKbuyFORmyHIDDENprogramsMEANINGS. |
| By opening this cookie, you agree to buy many of my programs. |
| May the wind be always at your back. |
| May the wind be always at your back. |
| Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself |
| Just because it comes in your size doesn't mean you should wear it. |
| A smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips. |
| Change your socks. Change your mind. Wendi.com |
| Please ignore this message. |
| No Good Deed goes unpunished |
| Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you |
| If it's wet and not yours, don't put it in your mouth! |
| i will have a lot of monei... |
| The world is like a fruit cake n not the same without a couple of nuts |
| below the end of hte rainbow, there's a popt of gold waiting for YOU |
| Your perfect lover is under the nearest duvet |
| Positive illuminating thoughts fall into your mind, like mountain snow |
| Your voice sings like a silver waterfall of happiness |
| You illuminate your thoughts and they take flight |
| Happiness is in the palm of your hand |
| Your love life is filled with motion,flow and creativity |
| Your happy thoughts lift the mood of those around you |
| Your happiness is contagiously bubbly |
| You are an enhancement to the Universe |
| Your life is a happy string of heart-songs |
| You are perpetually in heat |
| Love meanders your way, picking flowers for you as it arrives |
| go to bed with wendi nightly and your wildest dreams will come true |
| Have you ever had the feeling that you're being watched? |
| Good fortune is yours. Restrictions may apply. Results may vary. |
| You are unique, just like everybody else. |
| This week’s lucky numbers are 6 6 6. |
| Be not tempted by your best friends lover |
| Take not the advice of your friend today |
| You will engage in hot passionate sex tonight |
| You will have the future you are willing to create |
| Your reputation is made by the pleasures you take and the ones you giv |
| You are sweet and twisted, like this cookie! |
| If you eat pizza, you will be happy! |
| Never eat the yellow snow. |
| It's all in your mind. (Aint that great?!!) |
| It's ok toFeel Afraid, but do it anyway ! |
| will you be there when I come |
| Living well is the best revenge! |
| Toss your cookie, eat the paper, fiber is good for you! |
| And remember, your life today is the way it is because of the way you |
| It's nice to be important. But it's more important to be nice! |
| Excuses only satisfy the one who makes them! |
| Never fight a battle of wits with an unarmed person. |
| Manufacturer does not accept liability for any injuries. |
| You will find happiness nearby |
| Cyclops says..."Look into my eye." |
| The sun'll come out tomorrow. |
| Cookie says...."Bite me." |
| Don't make promises you can't keep. |
| Your luck numbers are...lost. |
| You will order Zen of Thin before you eat the cookie. |
| You will meet a tall dark hypnotist. |
| There is love in the air. |
| How many cookies did you eat? |
| You will find magic in Wendi's hypnosis. |
| Joy blooms in the darndest places. |
| I guess it is true...sex is everything. |
| Do you believe in magic? Poof. |
| This cookie will self destruct in 2 minutes. |
| Cookie chef says..." Where's my arsenic?" |
| Not tonight...I have a headache. |
| You're not fat...the world is thin. |
| You will find love in a stranger. |
| Wendi says..." Taking care of business is my business." |
| good evening Mr. Phelps... your mission, should you chose to accept.. |
| Into each life some rain must fall.. consider this your monsoon season |
| sometimes loving a stranger can be great! |
| you do not need a magic lamp to peer into the dark..pay the light bill |
| Never have a reason to doubt socks. |
| Behold the wonder of you! |
| You can be, do, and have anything you want... well sort of ; - ) |
| When pigs fly you'll be rich and powerful. Wow! Look a flying pig! |
| Dream big right now and believe |
| You can do it (not that I know what "it" is)! |
| Congratualtions! You just won a fortune cookie! |
| BIG things are on their way to you... Big Bird, Big Red, Big Mac... |
| You're about to eat...no wait...throw out a tasteless fortune cookie. |
| I'm looking into you're future and...well...it looks a lot like today! |
| Good grief! Put on some underwear before you eat! |
| Sometimes you like to... Phew! Saved by the doorbell ringing! |
| You're marrying the love of your life. No wait, that's me! |
| I'm sorry we're all out of fortunes. Would you like a raincheck? |
| You're forgiven. Don't look at me like that. You know for what! |
| I predict... you're a customer of Wendi's. This is just too easy! |
| Go for it! I'm sure... well pretty sure... it'll work out. |
| Fortunately, I won't subject you to one of those ridiculous fortunes. |
| Life will get easier. Trust me. I'm a professional human. |
| All is well, except for that last haircut you got! |
| Look into my cookie eyes. Not there, you naughty peeper! |
| Wendi is a hot and sexy babe. |
| Buy wendi's products and be happy. |
| you'll pay to know what you think |
| 123.....and your back in the room |
| cookie says..."ouch. you broke me." |
| bet you thought you'd find a fortune. |
| oh sure, it's all about you. but what about the cookie |
| buy one get one free from wendi |
| cookie says.." you crack me up" |
| you cannot start the car without a key |
| smile more...it makes people wonder |
| go for a full bottle in front of me not a full frontal lobotamy |
| oh wendi you make knees go bendi x |
| Smile....freek them all out |
| Smile, it only hurts when you first start! |
| If you win the lottery, share with me. |
| Your next car repair bill will be less than $400. |
| Pay it forward; make a payment every day. |
| Behind every silver lining there's a black cloud |
| Today you have the oportunity to change a life. |
| Your smile illuminates the path of another. |
| laughter is contageous. Pass it on. |
| Speak loving words to one near you. |
| All things come to he who waits, if he hustles while he waits. |
| Buy a roll of Duct Tape. A quick repair is needed, in your future. |
| Tomorrow will be even better for you if you do better things today |
| do it now tomorrow may be to late |
| failure is merely an opportunity for success |
| Don't believe everything you think. |
| Nothing Ventured........Nothing Gained |
| Grow at ease - slow like trees |
| You may already be a weiner! |
| Conformity is the death of the creative mind. |
| The best course is to credit someone with innocence. |
| varium et mutabile semper femina |
| non permitere illegimate carborundum |
| All things are possible to those who believe |
| What is - is! No need to judge. |
| Paths are made by walking. |
| Find A Place, STAND and Move The World |
| That was not chicken you just ate |
| Don't hold someone's hand who doesn't want to hold yours |
| Your mileage may vary. Or not. |
| Wendi.com is ALWAYS 100\% MSG free! |
| Try in vain not to <i>buy another CD from Wendi.com</i> |
| hold your dream, live your dream, never let it go |
| hold a smile all day, and a thousand smiles will enter your soul |
| energised dreams can be the ultimate orgasm |
| curiosity with energetic intention can make you a winner |
| dare to believe in Wendi and discover your rainbow's pot of gold |
| a life-altering smile welcomes you at Wendi.com |
| you were once a rose bush cutting, now energise your fragrance |
| if you ask for what you want, not every one will slap your face |
| a smile opens almost every door |
| If you think positive good things will happen to you! |
| be thankful for what you have others may have a lot less |
| Remember that Wendi is here to help! |
| "Money can't buy me love" |
| Be happy; you are loved. :) |
| Write your own definition of "fortune"! |
| On advice of counsel, this fortune bears no message at this time. |
| America: everyone can have a fortune - on sale at your newstand now! |
| Pigs will fly if you apply sufficient thrust! |
| No matter where you go, there you might be - Heisenberg |
| Help! I'm a prisoner in a Chinese Bakery! |
| I did it all for the Cookie, with a capital "N" |
| Smiling uses half the muscles of frowning. Have a lazy face! |
| You are going to die...within the next 100 years. |
| You will suffer from a severe break up...of a cookie. |
| Tomorrow will give you an important piece of the puzzle. |
| Daily deep breathing exercises are the key to perfect health for you. |
| You're Funny And a Joy to Be With - Despite What Your Friends Say! |
| Eating a cookie whole will put paper in teeth. |
| If a fortune cookie cracks open in the forest, will it make a sound? |
| If I love myself, you will too. |
| I see dead people. Do you? |
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